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aduhm:

Beyonce puts her 1 year old daughter who can not speak yet on her album but not her sister with a struggling music career

4 hours ago 154116 — Via treebunni © aduhmReblog

jessepumpkin:

getting 0 notes on a post is really embarrassing because you KNOW your followers saw it but they just scrolled past it and didn’t do anything about it

4 hours ago 24282 — Via religiousdad © pinkmanjesseReblog

nice-wig-janis:

do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead

4 hours ago 178887 — Via caucasiandad © nice-wig-janisReblog
imsosickofjustinbieber:

womanistgamergirl:

Dude.
Denny’s is calling out Coachella.
Dude.
Dude.
Denny’s dude. Wow.

I’M SQUEALING.

imsosickofjustinbieber:

womanistgamergirl:

Dude.

Denny’s is calling out Coachella.

Dude.

Dude.

Denny’s dude. Wow.

I’M SQUEALING.

4 hours ago 46383 — Via drift-to-the-seas © womanistgamergirlReblog

plasticbagvevo:

nootdoot:

lorddarkfetus:

d0nn0:

nyooms:

fuck

her

right

in

the heart :)

4 hours ago 26554 — Via caucasiandad © nyoomsReblog

nixpunk:

i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit

4 hours ago 217985 — Via drift-to-the-seas © nixpunkReblog
thatssoproblematic:

pymparticles:

Scientists have discovered the animal kingdom first female penis.
They have also discovered a new way to make me say “Well, goddamn”.

“Contrary to popular belief, the presence or absence of certain sex organs isn’t the determining factor when deciding which animal of a species is female and which is male.”
“Contrary to popular belief, the presence or absence of certain sex organs isn’t the determining factor when deciding which animal of a species is female and which is male.”
"Contrary to popular belief, the presence or absence of certain sex organs isn’t the determining factor when deciding which animal of a species is female and which is male."
YO CISSEXISTS WHO LIKE SCIENCE SO MUCH. CHECK THIS OUT.


Yeah its the precense of either an ovary or egg OR sperm? Duh.

thatssoproblematic:

pymparticles:

Scientists have discovered the animal kingdom first female penis.

They have also discovered a new way to make me say “Well, goddamn”.

Contrary to popular belief, the presence or absence of certain sex organs isn’t the determining factor when deciding which animal of a species is female and which is male.”

Contrary to popular belief, the presence or absence of certain sex organs isn’t the determining factor when deciding which animal of a species is female and which is male.”

"Contrary to popular belief, the presence or absence of certain sex organs isn’t the determining factor when deciding which animal of a species is female and which is male."

YO CISSEXISTS WHO LIKE SCIENCE SO MUCH. CHECK THIS OUT.

Yeah its the precense of either an ovary or egg OR sperm? Duh.

4 hours ago 5099 — Via cigs4kids © pymparticlesReblog

idioticteen:

Lorde is 17 and just won 2 Grammys I’m 21 and I spilled yogurt on my chest this morning 

4 hours ago 79253 — Via fake-mermaid © idioticteenReblog
stagegayromance:

we must all live by this rule

stagegayromance:

we must all live by this rule

4 hours ago 12151 — Via candylandtimelord © stagegayromanceReblog

mymindpalaceisatardis:

High-five for open minded people

18 hours ago 557226 — Via dutchster © ssanraReblog

purifyed:

TALL BOYS WITH PRETTY EYES AND DEEP VOICES AND MESSY HAIR WHO SMIRK A LOT ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST AVOID THEM AT ALL COSTS 0/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND

18 hours ago 462186 — Via kaidaned © purifyedReblog
18 hours ago 168334 — Via supa-dupa-dude © positivelycrippledReblog
They didn’t cover this story in the Harry Potter books.

thiasthedark:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

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THIS IS THE BEST HP RELATED THING I’VE EVER SEEN

18 hours ago 230876 — Via too-fan-to-function © fuckyeahcomicsbabyReblog

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

1 day ago 71895 — Via so-much-for-pathos © timetoputonashowReblog
warbird27:

meshinator:

AIR FORCE HUA

ALL PILOTS EVER, IN A NUTSHELL

warbird27:

meshinator:

AIR FORCE HUA

ALL PILOTS EVER, IN A NUTSHELL

1 day ago 66373 — Via gingahninjah © meshinatorReblog