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baracknobama:

they dont even sell garages at garage sales

10 hours ago 44009 — Via fake-mermaid © baracknobamaReblog

robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

10 hours ago 115052 — Via consulting-moriarty-criminal © gooqueenReblog

cyberbullys:

katorade27:

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE MY BROTHER HAD TO DO A BIOLOGY PRESENTATION ON BIRDS AND HE HAD TO USE A VIDEO IN HIS PRESENTATION AND HE CHOSE THIS VIDEO BECAUSE HE WAS CONVINCED THIS WAS A REAL BIRD 

OH MY GOD

13 hours ago 77468 — Via old-woman-josie © urbanclictionaryReblog

okaysizedbangtheory:

i hate when people take other people’s glasses and are like ‘you have horrible vision’ like do you take wheelchairs from people and go ‘wow you have shitty legs’

13 hours ago 277175 — Via hotboyproblems © stevesfriendReblog
fuckyeahfitzgerald:

gonzalomz:

“I was within and without, simultaneously enchanted and repelled by the inexhaustible variety of life.” - Nick Carraway

F. Scott Fitzgerald’s The Great Gatsby

fuckyeahfitzgerald:

gonzalomz:

“I was within and without, simultaneously enchanted and repelled by the inexhaustible variety of life.” - Nick Carraway

F. Scott Fitzgerald’s The Great Gatsby

13 hours ago 1110 — Via lordfarquaadraticformula © gonzalomzReblog
guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

13 hours ago 199993 — Via princesslangdon © sve-sto-imam-nemammReblog
ONLY TEXANS WILL BE ABLE TO READ THIS:

gaypee:

howdy y’all sweet iced tea hook em horns remember the alamo

13 hours ago 3992 — Via princesslangdon © gaypeeReblog

tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

13 hours ago 300260 — Via fake-mermaid © blueboxs-deactivated20131116Reblog
13 hours ago 147360 — Via pervertz © bloodyoathmateReblog

nnilkshake:

life hack: make out with me

13 hours ago 85385 — Via crystallized-teardrops © nnilkshakeReblog

the-starring-r0le:

Sorry not sorry

Edit: I’ve added a watermark to this just in case

I really should’ve done this in the first place gdi

13 hours ago 714 — Via needsavingfrommyself © the-starring-r0leReblog
13 hours ago 619388 — Via pride © rubyetcReblog
pajamaedprincess:

witches—brew:

pajamaedprincess:

witches—brew:

image

13 hours ago 140064 — Via turtletier © awiunodenaReblog

fartgallery:

Why are they called palm trees when they wont even fit in my hand

13 hours ago 131184 — Via fake-mermaid © fartgalleryReblog

theotherhalfofthebrain:

lokislysander:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

S.H.I.E.L.D.’s public relations department decides to take nice photos of the Avengers so that they can send them to the media whenever the team goes public. They somehow manage to convince Thor to put on normal clothes and get through the photoshoots pretty quickly.

Except Tony wouldn’t stop preening and duck facing. They eventually gave up and used the “best” one. To this day, Tony still gets the stink eye from the head of PR.

I also accept this headcanon

Accepted

13 hours ago 39989 — Via needsavingfrommyself © lmnpnchReblog